tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153699082011-12-14T21:44:03.524-05:00It's deep how I can be so shallow.Baron Violenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957873109878607025noreply@blogger.comBlogger2021100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15369908.post-1159904317893462742006-10-03T14:34:00.000-05:002006-10-03T14:38:54.586-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,It has been most fun slumming it on Blogger. I shouldn't say "slumming it", because for a free blog service, it's truly the best. However, if you pay a little bit of money, you get much better service. That better service, and just generally the need for change that I am perpetually experiencing, has prompted me to move on from Blogger to Typepad. As this site (mostly) took

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In this time of difficulty, a tough time of the year for me, there are a few comfort mind-altering experiences I cling to to provide me mental refreshment. This is one of those. I like to call it "THE FUCKING GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME." You may have other opinions. But you would be wrong. Cosmopolitan people around the world would have seen this video long ago, so I'm sharing this in an

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Some people, who have coddled and spoiled house cats as pets, forget that a cat in the outdoors can actually be quite the killing machine on smaller animals. Here's a reminder. And yes, this one can get a little gory. But, you know, circle of life and all that eco-bullshit.

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Things are really crazy right now. I mean, like SUPER DUPER CRAZY. I will return to blogging full time PLUS, I pinky-swear, in October. Until then, it will be really sporadic. In the meantime, I live you with this little piece of heaven.

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This movie has come out on DVD. If you ever played video games ever, the above image has probably sent you into some sort of nostalgiac fugue over things like THE POWER GLOVE and . . . SUPER . . . MARIO . . . BROTHERS . . . 3! If not, there's always Fred Savage, who consequently images of which will blow anyone's mind no matter what. Why? Because Fred Savage is obviously the real reincarnation of

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Snakes on a Plane is truly an event film. Call it what you will. Popcorn movie. B-movie. Exploitation cinema. It is all of those, and so much more. Considering the well-documented internet and corresponding media frenzy about this film, it was destined to be a different flavor of entertainment. The unprecedented reshoots and the famous Money Line (tm) "I have had it with these Motherfucking

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What do you get when you mix a viral marketing campaign that went too far and may have burned people out with an old tired joke from a badly translated Nintendo game and a GI Joe motif? This. If you survive the corny, get back to me. I'm sure I can hit you with something harder. We'll make a man/lady/eagle scout out of you yet.

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In the fever-pitch of gory red-tape slinging that is my day job, often I have a hankering for a distinct type of relief. That relief is called yokelvision. Some say use Yokelvision as a term for viewing DVDs in Fullscreen format. Those people are wrong. The term for that is Unwashedmassesvision. Yokelvision is a term, for all I know, coined by a certain intellectual friend of mine who also went

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Observe Dennis Leary mocking the shit out of Mel Gibson (during a Red Sox game) as only Dennis Leary can. Too funny. Also, I think his general commentary that Jewish is not so far from Irish is also on point.

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Peep this. That's right. You saw it. Jeremy Piven. Common. Alicia Keys. Ray Liotta. Andy Garcia. Gunfights. Machete Fights. People killing each other by throwing paper cards. Explosions. My life won't ever be the same again, either. I'm forming a support group as we speak to deal with the horrible knowledge that this won't be coming out until next year.

Baron Violenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957873109878607025noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15369908.post-1155066594088530342006-08-08T14:43:00.000-05:002006-08-08T14:50:36.826-05:00

I should've realized this was the way to solve the problem in the Middle East. Thank you Madonna, as always, for your infinite wisdom. And for destroying Guy Ritchie's career. And who knew it would involve so much homoeroticism! I never would've expected that! There's no one wiser, or better. That is, except Professor Whiskerson here.

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There are many laws of firing. Well, not quite laws, as decrees. Usually a firing should be done in person. Over the phone or email just seems like bad form. But now, NOW, we have a new beast altogether that a company claims is perfectly appropriate. Firing by text message. I only wonder if they would follow it with "Pwned" or "Hah, n00b!"So, I propose a business model. You don't even have to

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It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, bitches. Yeah, you spend a few days in a padded room recovering from that. Then bake me a cake. And when you finish, this is on the agenda.

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How to capture the whole situation of Mel Gibson's crucifixion for anti-Semitism in one simple graphic? Ahhh, right here.

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This time, brought to us by the Smoking Gun's infamous Lohan letter. What is the wisdom? No matter how awesome and hot you think you are, if you act like a spoiled child, make bogus excuses, and cause hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of property damage, someone will eventually call you on your bullshit.

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I'm totally baffled. I can't tell if I Humped Your Hummer is a bunch of harmless scamps pulling pranks or a totally bizarre attempt at a fetish site. I report, you decide.

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Jon Favreau talks Starks, muthamuckas. He talks about his vision of things like the uni-beam and making the story of Tony Starks relevant to today, including updating the nature of the thing to our current geopolitical times. Strangely, Ghostface Killah doesn't seem to get mentioned.

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Evil Discussor explains exactly what the fuck is up with Chipotle's funky smell. Sorta. Spot on, chap. Spot on.

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In the annals of freaky-ass shit, I don't think much can beat creepy Beatboxing Dog and his tabby sidekick. They are coming for me. I can feel it. And I will be ready. With this.

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I don't know who this Yahweh is, but he and Reverend Alecia's chair dance freak me the fuck out.

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Many ask me, "Baron Violent, what's it like having the 5 DVDs at a time Netflix subscription?" Well, you're about to find out. I present, ALL THE MOVIES I'VE WATCHED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, complete with a one sentence summary, and a pithy review that is actually only a sentence fragment! Capsule reviews? Hah. I'm too lazy for that. I bring you fast-acting gel-cap reviews!The Wire, Seasons 1 and 2:

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I haven't done any film reviews in awhile, and I'm going to have an avalanche of them later, but I want to at least start more regularly featuring a passion of mine. That passion is what I like to call rail horror movies. Some call them B-movies, some love calling them Direct-to-DVD, others more pretentious may call them "indie horror." I call them rail horror for a specific reason, and that is

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Because instead of blogging I would rather send you to fantastically better done websites than this random collection of mental droppings, I give you yet another time waster. This time, the concept starts with something only funny if you're insane: Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974. You probably want me to answer two questions: 1) Why is this funny? and 2) Why shouldn't we kill you now?

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If I have to explain why this is really goddamn wonderful to you, it's too late. I'm already in your house or office, creeping up behind you with a blackjack to deliver you to the bliss of unconsciousness and take you to the Fun/Re-Education Camp. There the stick will be brutally removed from your anus and lower colon and replaced with a clown shoe. Then it will all make sense.

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. . .This was actually the trailer for Michal Bay's Impending Destruction of Everything I Hold Dear and Sacred (aka the Transformers Abortion . . . I mean Movie) I might contemplate getting excited.

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Les Claypool's newest album is such a testament of divine weirdness that it's difficult for me to unpack. Nonetheless, as I have shown no shyness in writing half-assed attempts to grip our cultural products on this blog, I will make an attempt. I've always been a fan of Claypool, as any of you who knew me in college and to a lesser extent grad school can attest to my Primus obsession. Primus is

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Good news everyone! Futurama is back!

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Want to ruin the next Spiderman movie by knowing everything that happens? Click here! I know you can't resist. Join us! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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Sometimes I find blogs that are so magnificent in execution and concept that I feel compelled to just keep reading. . .all the way through its archives. And sometimes their sense of humor is warped just so that you wonder what unpredictable joy you are going to find next. Evil Discussor is one such blog. My favorite part? Hump Day Hussies. Also, I have to commend Evil Discussor for tackling such

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There's a new Tony Starks.Your results:You are Iron ManIron Man90%Spider-Man85%Green Lantern80%Catwoman80%Hulk70%The Flash70%Superman60%Supergirl53%Robin53%Batman 50%Wonder Woman43% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

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Some phobias I'll never understand. Why are people afraid of open toilets? Of heights? Of leaving their house? Of clowns? Actually, I get that last one. But what about dwarves and carnies? Well, how about someone who is afraid of pickles! And how about that person being tortured by Maury Povich! If that sounds like funny to you because you are a sadistic freak like me, watch this, which is really

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I have often thought, particularly given the arrival of The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift, that I should lay out on this blog how much I hate that franchise. Also, how much I think it symbolizes everything that can be morally abhorrent about a film franchise like that. And, to do so in funny terms. Alas, like so many great ideas I've had for blog posts that I was too lazy to follow through on

Baron Violenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957873109878607025noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15369908.post-1151343773958845662006-06-26T12:40:00.000-05:002006-06-26T12:42:53.980-05:00

Has anyone ever found the Zelda series tough to relate to? Especially the infamous Water Temple (tm) in every game that took hours and hours more than every other temple? Well, here's a chapter in Link's life I think we can all understand. And sympathize with. It's Zelda: The Walk of Shame.

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Can anyone, ANYONE out there explain to me how this is not offensive? I dare you. And if you want some more rapid-fire absurd humor, READ THE READER REVIEWS, which take this to a whole new level of psychotic.

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News about Grindhouse just gets better and better. There is reports that Rosario is going to be in the movie (because she makes every movie all that much better), and then there's this craziness:Tarantino and Rodriguez are so intent on capturing the sensation of watching a poor print of an exploitation flick in a rundown theater that they’re purposely "damaging" their movie. “In my film, we have

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Many of you may be familiar with a man named Larry the Cable Guy. Many of you who are probably hate him. I myself can't listen to more than maybe 30 seconds of his standup without putting an exploding crossbow bolt through whatever screen he is playing on. I'm not sure if I do this because I hate Larry or because he reminds me of my cousins or uncles (many of whom I have engaged in exploding

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In what could only be the greatest proof that there is a god and he wants me to be happy, I have found, with assistance of a certain naughty girl, the most engrossing and dangerous website ever. This website is Kitten War. What is Kitten War? Well, you could always click and find out. But I'll spare you that. Kitten War is a place where you go, and two pictures of kittens are displayed. You click

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Is my confidence with Clerks 2. Just look at these. Sad sad sad. Kevin Smith will be looked upon one day as one of the most tragic stories in the history of comedy on film. Even more tragic than John Belushi. And Chris Farley. You think such an idea is ridiculous, but I totally expect Kevin Smith to go berserk and go on a bald eagle killing spree.

Baron Violenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957873109878607025noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15369908.post-1150146568664365542006-06-12T16:08:00.000-05:002006-06-12T16:09:28.680-05:00

If you get the joke/reference in this webcomic. And before you answer, it is NOT just a reference to simple Nintendo accessories. You need to dig deeper than that. Into Saturday morning cartoons.

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Time to learn you something, you ignorant pop-culture ingesting muthamuckas! I have recently watched some HOTT (tm) documentaries, and I'm going to give you a quick review of them in an arbitrarily determined format. First I will tell you the title, a two sentence blurb (one just isn't enough), it's target audience, and its moral. And away we go! The Lesson PlanMetallica: Some Kind of Monster!

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Here is why, and it pretty much summons up all of my feelings about feminism in a couple neat lines of dialogue too. This is funny too, if that didn't do it for you.

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As I have been one of those furiously mocking all the leaking information about X3 before it came out, I figure it's only fair that I share my final opinion after having seen it (shortly drinking nearly a gallon of beer right beforehand to enhance the experience). This review/diatribe is going to contain a horrific amount of spoilers for those who haven't seen the movie. So, if you haven't, just

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When I first saw this, I thought it was some sort of gag. A photoshopping or something of that nature, or maybe even an elaborate joke Steven Seagal is playing on people (that still could be true), but a real, recorded, full-length album? No way, I thought. That's impossible. I was dead wrong, just like everyone else who's crossed or doubted Steven Seagal's capacity for breaking limbs and

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Series at this blog have proved some of my more comment-provoking items, so I'm going to kick a new one off, of particularly complicated things that you will destroy a whole day upon. From laughing at these. I sincerely wish I could buy these postcards for real and send them to people. I mean, imagine the priceless reaction of someone getting this in the mail! Or this?! Or, my personal favorite,

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Apparently, Mr. Furious. I've waited years for that line to become relevant again, and it finally has. That's right. A new Ghostbusters movie is the next project Harold Ramis is pushing. He's going to need it, and a good one, if he's ever going to make up for the horrific Ice Harvest. He's after Ben Stiller to star, and no word on whether Bill Murray will be involved at all. Instead we're getting

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This world of ours is full of newfangled insanities that pass as paths to englightenment, or a chi-correcting supplement to the hectic urban and modern lifestyle. One such newfangled insanity goes by the name Yoga (and don't try to tell me Yoga is like thousands of years old. I don't buy it. And even if it was, it certainly didn't exist for that long in the straw mat, few hours a week form it

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I'm not one to fall for gimmicks. Okay, I am completely one to fall for gimmicks. So I have really got to try this.You know that's the best name for a beer you've ever heard of. Anything with 9% ABV has got my attention, too. Mostly I can't wait to roll up to an attractive lady bartender somewhere and say "Excuse me, but can I have a Golden Shower?" Then promptly receive a hard slap to the face.

Baron Violenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957873109878607025noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15369908.post-1147899028125065282006-05-17T15:49:00.000-05:002006-05-17T15:50:28.143-05:00

Ahhh, crack (the internet). So wonderful. Below, there is one of those dreaded things. A quiz on the internet. Here are my results. Apparently I am not a crack (internet) whore. Apparently I have a real life and friends. I want to know when I get to meet them!Are you Addicted to the Internet?53% Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%)You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to

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American Gods was one of the best novels I've ever read. I had never read Neil Gaiman before, but as I'd heard his name constantly I decided to take a stab at it, and Gods represented an achievement of dexterity in style, storytelling, geography, and mythological literacy pretty much unparalleled. Some critics commented that it was like Jack Kerouac writing Lord of the Rings, but in many ways

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This sounds like it's straight out of Zoolander. I mean, you can't get much worse than this in utter stupidity than "freak gasoline fighting accident." Here's the whole piece."There was a door leading back inside the bus to her left, and one leading out of the bus to her right," said a traffic cop at the scene."I guess she got disoriented."The bus, owned by Hoboken-based On Time Elite, is

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David Blaine failed miserably in his underwater stunt. I guess all that hilarious heckling by Mr. Sun actually worked. Although I would like to borrow the Suit of Rage if he's quite finished with it.

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I'm switching to Roman Numerals. It feels appropriate at this point. In our latest items For Your Viewing Horror, I bring you the following: Tom Cruise. Dancing. On BET. I'm guessing he's hit Operating Thetan Level VIII. That's when they teach you this dance, which is known horrifically thoughout the galaxy as "The Xenu Break." It designed to cause immediate, crippling terror in anyone who views

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Aside from reading a sick number of blogs, some who know me closely know I also read a lot of webcomics. SOOOO, look to the left. There is now a section of the blogroll dedicated to them, and in keeping with the spirit, I'm calling it "Decadent and Treasonous Funny Papers." Enjoy. But here are some to get you started off, as I will periodically add to these on the old 'roll. I'm assuming that the

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Too long it has been since I did the old critical/review/high-minded BSing type thing that I inaugurated this blog with, and which was its original purpose. So here we go y'all. This is the scenario. A long time ago in a decade far far away there was a record label that had an ingenuous idea. To collect old blues dinosaurs like Junior Kimbrough, R.L. Burnside, T-Model Ford and other into a

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For so long, I had the basic position about X3. Sure it was Brett Rattner, and sure there was no way it was going to be as good as the first two, and there was probably a long shot that it would even be good at all. But I still wasn't ready to completely give up hope. Now I am. Why you should look at this: it is the textbook example of why 1) Brett Rattner is the most horrible Director ever, and

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I often get excited about movie announcements, but it takes a doozy of one to get me really riled up. Riled up enough to want to drive to Hollywood and VOLUNTEER to be a coffee bitch just to help the shit get done. Well, this is one such announcement. The Iron Man movie is going to happen, and JON FUCKING FAVREAU IS DIRECTING.Iron Man is an interesting character, a Bruce Wayne-style billionaire

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Here is a defense of that unhinged lunatic and Thetan-slayer Tom Cruise. Likely, you will not want to read such a thing. You will either think "Tom Cruise is batshit looney. No article is going to convince me otherwise." Or maybe you might think "Tom Cruise is the greatest man ever, I don't need an article to tell me that!" If it's the latter case then you obviously need many, many years of

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Sometimes I think about how I would take my own life if it came down to that. Many people might say that's a macabre thought. They might even say I'm suicidal. This is clearly misunderstanding the point. I don't WANT to commit suicide. I'm only planning for the future. If it comes down to that, you best have a game plan. You don't want to be going out with some stupid thing like taking a shot of

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In no particular order, I have located the following entertaining things on the internets:My new car.A picture of Tom Kat's Baby Suri!Google Map of locations in the movie Ghostbusters.

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Once in awhile you run across a piece of culture, a movie, a novel, a comedy, an epic classical poem, that causes a weird moment of existential anxiety. It seem absolutely stolen from you life. As if someone was following you around while you slayed Trojan heroes and bedded beautiful Princesses and received weird blessings and assistance from the Gods. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah.

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I want to start a TV Network. This TV network will be easy to fund. As it will only be commercials. Japanese commercials. Why? Because they are clearly superior to all forms of TV, and bring in bigger named stars than most shows or cinema in general is capable of. Case In Point. Yes, that's Bruce Willis. I think I like this commercial better than a lot of movies he's been in recently. I

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See that bottle over there? If you see this anywhere in public, maintain a 100 yard minimum safe distance. Do not, I repeat, do not make eye contact. If you see one in your home, the immediate use of weapons and deadly force is authorized. Automatic weapons, if you have any available. Aim for the circular glyph shortly above the Coca Cola (tm) logo. That is its only weak point. Do not be

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Contrary to popular belief, I am okay. I was out of town for awhile dealing with the typical passive-aggressive fighting matches that is my family. I just haven't had much time to post, either. But I'm back now. And I'm ready to post immediately upon seeing this monstrosity. At first I thought this was a picture of one of those sea monsters from the new Pirates of the Carribean movies. But it's

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You know you want to see that. If you need to know what it's about (or can't guess), I disown you.

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"If I wasn't shittin' my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated." - Mayor Jack McReady Horror movies don't get much more fun than Slither. You don't believe me? The shit has an 83% FRESH RATING on Rotten Tomatoes. You break that down for a minute. Usually I'm not one to go on judgments of movie critics at large, but movie critics hate horror movies. But movie critics LOVE Slither. As a matter

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Bubba Ho-tep is one fine film. A low-budget schlockfest with a concept too funny to imagine, Bubba Ho-tep revived the career of B-Actor Extraordinaire Bruce Campbell, and also was an excellent vehicle for the late Ossie Davis. For those who don't know, Ho-tep's basic plotline was as follows: Elvis (Bruce Campbell) actually swapped places with an Elvis impersonator shortly before his death because

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This Phat Phree totally nails it.I tried to be a real man and although I haven’t completely given up, how far off could that be after ordering a cup of coffee that requires more instructions than a kitchen remodeling job? And to think that I used to drink coffee, regular fucking coffee from a pot. Remember that? I used to go to a barber shop for a haircut; now I go to a salon. I have highlights.

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I've recently been enjoying the 9:30 Club less and less. And DC-hater Rusty has basically figured out all the reasons why.

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The day has come. The Simpson Movie now has a teaser trailer. Snark aside, I can't help but feel a little bit excited.

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It's hard out there for cute things. Especially when there are so many of you stone-hearted heretics who serve the Prince of Darkness. Being the magnificent Witch-hunter and Grand Inquisitor that I am, I feel it is my solemn duty to do this. To post the pictures of the most heart-wrenching, warm and fuzzy inducing pictures I can, so that I can expose the soulless evil in those of you who serve a

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There are two movies out there everyone needs to see now. And I mean NOW. I have taken my sweet time writing a review, because these are both fairly thought provoking movies, and in a lot of ways they are doppelgangers straight from Queen Dopplepopolos herself when you set them aside from one another. Someone might say "what in the blue fuck do a mad bomber and a Washington lobbyist have to do

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Quite possibly the best idea for a movie since Snakes on a Plane.Christopher Walken is set to star alongside Dan Fogler in "Balls of Fury," the pingpong comedy written by "Reno 911" creators Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant. Garant will direct for Rogue Films. Pic shoots in June.Walken plays Fang, an evil crime lord who is also a pingpong enthusiast. Fogler, the Tony-winning star of "The 25th

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Now THAT is an effective campaign against drugs. I'm sure I know someone who would be a great spokesman

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He is, after all, an "instantly recognizable household name." You've got to love the invention of the term "movie laundering." Also, this. Someone is sensitive about their paycheck.

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Poor Isaac Hayes. I didn't see last night's South Park, but I've heard it was spectacularly brutal on him. I normally wouldn't feel sorry, but the more news released about this the more it seems this has all happened totally outside. With strong rumors coming that he was mentally and physically incapacitated at the time of the press release from a debilitating stroke and that other Scientologists

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If you knew what the significance was behind this fine piece of art, you would wet yourself like I have. But not in laughter, or in a moment of extreme relaxation. But in feverish, Lovecraftian terror.

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The above is not the best, but my favorite entry from the FARK contest we've all been waiting for: design the movie poster for Snakes on a Plane. Just about every Samuel L. Jackson and Snake Plisken joke you can imagine, all photoshopped to magnificence.

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Fumbling around in Wikipedia for another post, I came upon this entry, which has more fun facts about awful movies, their audience and critical response, and other nuggets than I ever could have imagined. Did you know more than one critic gave the film Battlefield Earth a one word review? And that word was "Travolting?" I think we need to incorporate "Travolting" into everyday use. Also, Will

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Wow! The Shield finale was one hell of a barnburner. It was especially interesting because for the first hour of the 90 minute superepisode, not much happened. Then in the last 30 minutes, all manner of shit hit the fan. Aside from the show's first GRENADE MURDER (yes, someone was murdered with a GRENADE. Along with this season's serial rat-trap-in-the-glory-hole assaulter, props for ingenuity),

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So, everyone knows about Overheard in New York and Overheard in the Office. But I have come across something at least as funny. It's called Bash.org. And one of the best parts of it is the posting of random IM conversations. Most of which are completely hilarious. Here's Exhibit A:[JasonM] Oh my god.[JasonM] I was at the train station today, and this REALLY EMO GUY comes up to me and asks me if i

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While this is arguably SFW, it is incredibly disturbing, but so funny (just looking at the main page may knock you out of your chair in laughter at the perfect fusion of dirty sex humor and complete absurdity). Here it is. The Midnight Teabagger. And, yes, he's a superhero. Thanks Screenhead. And if that didn't perturb you enough, look at this.

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Right here. CHUD has details on what I think will be the best September movie ever (not like that's much of an accomplishment since September is the biggest dumping ground for shitty films ever). Tarantino and Rodriguez are shooting their combined ultraviolent homage to 70s horror, Grindhouse, right now in Austin. It appears that Rodriguez persuaded Tarantino to abandon his animus against digital

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Need to break up with someone, but you have a lot of mutual friends and the real reason is either morally repugnant or debilitatingly humiliating? Celebrities don't seem to have a problem breaking the news in the most cryptic and bizarrely upbeat ways possible. McSweeney's helps you do the same. I continue to have a tremendous amount of respect and admiration for you. You will always be an

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Some of you may recall a certain movie, starring a certain rubber-faced gentleman, called Bruce Almighty. Most of you probably shuddered just now if you saw that. I know I did. And I also nearly puked bile. It was that bad. Well, less of you probably know they're talking about making a sequel called Evan Almighty. It stars Steve Carrell, reprising his role as the speaking-in-tongues news anchor (

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Benicio del Toro is going to be the Wolfman! As this was discussed as a hilarious possibility in Sin City commentary tracks, I'm not too surprised. But how is Benicio supposed to play a Londoner who has been spending time in America to return home? I don't remember British accents coming from him in any film. And if I saw Benicio do one I might die from cognitive dissonance. This also clearly

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This is one of the best group interviews I've ever read. Main topics of discussion: The Pure Gayness of Sammy Hagar, Why It's No Longer Cool to Talk about the Smurfs, Taking Homoerotic Pictures with Your Friends, How Ween Is Totally Gay and Yet Still Rocks, and Recording Bad Music. The funniest bits are definitely about Sammy Hagar though.

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Last night's episode of The Shield has set the stage for a downright apocalyptic season finale. My favorite moment came from Forest Whitaker, playing Lt. John Cavanaugh, in an enraged argument with the Chief of Police over his inconclusive investigation.Cavanaugh: He is PISSING all over us! And we're supposed to smile? How does it taste, Chief? To me, it tastes like piss!F/X is totally the new

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Maybe she's leaning over to head-butt him? Because otherwise I will.

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It's Pi Day! No, seriously. It is. 3/14 suckas! Go check out Screenhead for how you can get in on the festivities. I dare any of you to overcome my immense reservoirs of toolishness built up by this one post alone.

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Why Lindsay Lohan went batshit looney. Now I know! If this kind of shit happened around me on a regular basis I don't think I'd behave normally. You hear stories about the paparazzi swarming people, but here they practically look like the zombies from Night of the Living Dead on her. But seriously, you need to watch this because one of them falls and hits their head on her car (awesome!) and then

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It's Sour Grapes Day on He Who Smokes Bitches! Isaac Hayes has split from South Park. He says it has to do with "intolerance" toward religious beliefs on the part of the creators, but I think Matt Stone finds out the real reason."South Park" co-creator Matt Stone responded sharply in an interview with The Associated Press Monday, saying, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of

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Brokeback author vents about the Oscars. Hilarity ensues. Bitter much? She should be.

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Many know, as I've previously mentioned, that I don't have access to cable or regular broadcast television. This leads me to read and watch a lot of movies, and generally get shit done, which is a plus. However, if there is suddenly an emergency, especially of a local nature, that I need to know about immediately I am usually in the dark. Case in point: the Arlington water pipeline busting

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I Watch Stuff is issuing a challenge. Close your eyes. Think of the worst possible movie imaginable. Now watch this trailer. Now, did the Wayan Brothers beat you? Did they come up with a worse movie? I definitely lost the I Watch Stuff challenge. The Wayan Brothers clearly have a much stronger mind for the awful than I ever could.

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I've recently heard a lot of moaning from various womanly parties about men, "relationships," etc. etc. etc. I have to ask you, did any of you know about Dontdatehimgirl.com? You may find it quite useful, and you may be able to contribute some of your own experience (read: blacklist them lowlifes that have made you miserable!) to help others. And I found out about it from the only real news

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Everyone hates cubicles. Well, maybe not masochists. And maybe not communists. Also, maybe not fans of Clay Aiken. But we all know those people are the forces of evil and should be ignored or repressed. But have you ever wondered where the whole idea came from? I have, as I sit in my particular cubicle wishing I could go back in time, find the person who started it all, and pimpslap said person

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For all of you who may be wondering who this is, I've obviously switched names. For reasons I won't get into too much, Mr. Proliferation's time had come and gone. It's all over now. I will no longer go by, or answer to that name (except maybe when extremely drunk). From here on out, I will be known by the more appropriate nameBaron ViolentAnd, also, for those who may be wondering. . .it's a

Baron Violenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957873109878607025noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15369908.post-1141998708060896502006-03-10T08:49:00.000-05:002006-03-10T08:52:26.016-05:00

No words can increase the effect of this horror.

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The best hip hop therapy I've heard recently and probably what should probably be the anthem of all men dealing with unrealistic women is contained in RJD2 and Aceyalone's new album/masterpiece/life-changing event Magnificent City. Over a low-key pad of electronic drums and a lone arpeggiating synthesizer, Aceyalone whisper-raps with half-anger and half-bemusemnt:Baby I'm your starBut you're

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Watch out, Netflix!

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