Time Waster UltraSuperSaiyajinDeluxe, Vol. 6

In the fever-pitch of gory red-tape slinging that is my day job, often I have a hankering for a distinct type of relief. That relief is called yokelvision. Some say use Yokelvision as a term for viewing DVDs in Fullscreen format. Those people are wrong. The term for that is Unwashedmassesvision. Yokelvision is a term, for all I know, coined by a certain intellectual friend of mine who also went through his high school years in the redneck infested land that was my hometown and was long before the advent of DVD. It was coined while we were working in the salt mines. He often used it as a term for observing rednecks in a condescending way, particularly noting their uncouth habits and coarse tastes. A great example of Yokelvision, for instance, was observing the movie audience for this film, which was playing while we worked in the salt mines. In short, Yokelvision is a perverse form of schadenfraude gained from watching the miserableness of redneck/white trash life. And, as I grew up where I grew up this pleasure was found often and now is sorely missed.

What was I writing about again? Oh yes, MULLETS! I have found a version of grade-A Yokelvision on the web. The magnanimously mean-spirited Rate My Mullet, which is worth a gander for anyone who wants to laugh at sad and hilarious mullet-bearers. And, to cut to the chase, I give you the champ.