He Who Smokes Bitches

It's deep how I can be so shallow.

Baron Violent, Your Distinguished Man-At-Arms and Smoker of Bitches

Thursday

I Just Blew Your Mind, Pt. 1!



It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, bitches. Yeah, you spend a few days in a padded room recovering from that. Then bake me a cake. And when you finish, this is on the agenda.

1 Comments:

Blogger Glamor Goat said...

Damn you, Baron! Damn you to hell for being so effing effunny. The Pit of Despair is inspired.

With the disturbing crap cranked out on Nick/MtV and fed to us from birth, is it no wonder we, as a nation, put up with the pretty cakes all around us? The poverty pretty cake. The corporate greed cake. The hater cake.

A white house press conference is the natural progression of media consumption. Teletubbies...yu-gi-oh...desparate housewives...state of the union address. It all makes sense.

8/04/2006 8:13 AM  

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